inkjunkie
Well-Known Member
in Spokane got this guy in trouble with his employer. Since he posted this he was offered his job back....I know some folks might not see the humor in this but I sure as hell do....
LOST MY JOB! still #1 tho!! (spokane)
I lost my job due to the news coverage of me being the FIRST PERSON TO BUY MARIJUANA LEGALLY IN SPOKANE! I regret nothing. But now im jobless and have decided to post my resume here. Thanks for reviewing it.
MICHAEL KELLY BOYER
Contact show contact info
Please review my resume and consider me for employment with your next available position.
Work History;
CURRENT; ****** Security company as a security guard. NOT ANY MORE
Haskins Steel. 4-2012 / 2-2014. Duties included stock management, pulling orders, operating 10 ton cranes, fork lift certified. semi truck loader which involved driving the semi. High stress environment.
Northwest Christian Thrift Center show contact info 2/2012 Customer service. Product re stocking, janitorial.
Spokane Arena Security/ Staff Pro show contact info Security Guard. 1/2011 --2-2012
Operate buildings security cameras and systems. Alcohol enforcement. Special events.
North West Bedding show contact info Home Delivery assistant / Warehouse assistant.
Deliver and install products in homes and stores. Warehouse shipping and receiving
7/2010 / 12/2010 Seasonal slowdown. Temporary employee
Douglass Properties. show contact info Seasonal Grounds Keeper 2-2009 / 11-2009.
Daily outside maintenance of three large apartment complexes including minor constructional repairs.
Northwest Protective Services show contact info Security Officer with a Driving Position. 5-2007/ 1-2009.
Drive from site to site and respond to alarms. Give support to none mobile security officers.
Military Duties. Washington Army National Guard. Rank E-4. 2-2004/ 4-2007.
OP Enduring Freedom, Hurricane Katrina, Border Patrol, Flood/Fire First Responder Unit, Combat Life Saver.
Wild Rose Graphics llc show contact info Screen Department Supervisor. 5-2003/ 2-2004.
Train and Manage temporary workers in all aspects of my department and maintain high levels of quality.
Buffalo Printing llc show contact info Assistant Manager of Screen Department. 3-2001/5-2003.Produce on schedule. Maintain and check for quality control. Teach seasonal crews. Random shop task.
Schooling; High School diploma from North Central High School class of 2001.
Interface Computer School Web Design Spokane Campus.2002
CPR certified Spokane Community College renewed 4-2011
Hirable Traits;
Punctual. Own a dependable vehicle. Available for all shifts day or night.
Honest. Family man. No-criminal history. Clean driving record.
Intelligent. Safety orientated. Common sense. Quick learner. Good trainer. Computer skills.
Dependable. Strong work ethics. Self-motivator. Follows Instructions.
Residential History; Born in Spokane Washington. Lived in Spokane my entire life except for military duties.
LOST MY JOB! still #1 tho!! (spokane)
I lost my job due to the news coverage of me being the FIRST PERSON TO BUY MARIJUANA LEGALLY IN SPOKANE! I regret nothing. But now im jobless and have decided to post my resume here. Thanks for reviewing it.
MICHAEL KELLY BOYER
Contact show contact info
Please review my resume and consider me for employment with your next available position.
Work History;
CURRENT; ****** Security company as a security guard. NOT ANY MORE
Haskins Steel. 4-2012 / 2-2014. Duties included stock management, pulling orders, operating 10 ton cranes, fork lift certified. semi truck loader which involved driving the semi. High stress environment.
Northwest Christian Thrift Center show contact info 2/2012 Customer service. Product re stocking, janitorial.
Spokane Arena Security/ Staff Pro show contact info Security Guard. 1/2011 --2-2012
Operate buildings security cameras and systems. Alcohol enforcement. Special events.
North West Bedding show contact info Home Delivery assistant / Warehouse assistant.
Deliver and install products in homes and stores. Warehouse shipping and receiving
7/2010 / 12/2010 Seasonal slowdown. Temporary employee
Douglass Properties. show contact info Seasonal Grounds Keeper 2-2009 / 11-2009.
Daily outside maintenance of three large apartment complexes including minor constructional repairs.
Northwest Protective Services show contact info Security Officer with a Driving Position. 5-2007/ 1-2009.
Drive from site to site and respond to alarms. Give support to none mobile security officers.
Military Duties. Washington Army National Guard. Rank E-4. 2-2004/ 4-2007.
OP Enduring Freedom, Hurricane Katrina, Border Patrol, Flood/Fire First Responder Unit, Combat Life Saver.
Wild Rose Graphics llc show contact info Screen Department Supervisor. 5-2003/ 2-2004.
Train and Manage temporary workers in all aspects of my department and maintain high levels of quality.
Buffalo Printing llc show contact info Assistant Manager of Screen Department. 3-2001/5-2003.Produce on schedule. Maintain and check for quality control. Teach seasonal crews. Random shop task.
Schooling; High School diploma from North Central High School class of 2001.
Interface Computer School Web Design Spokane Campus.2002
CPR certified Spokane Community College renewed 4-2011
Hirable Traits;
Punctual. Own a dependable vehicle. Available for all shifts day or night.
Honest. Family man. No-criminal history. Clean driving record.
Intelligent. Safety orientated. Common sense. Quick learner. Good trainer. Computer skills.
Dependable. Strong work ethics. Self-motivator. Follows Instructions.
Residential History; Born in Spokane Washington. Lived in Spokane my entire life except for military duties.