BillyBBad
Well-Known Member
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning, the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat
out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues to read her
book.
Along comes a law enforcement officer in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, thinking, "Isn't it obvious?"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and
write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't touched you," says the officer, offended.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment."
The officer replies as he starts to motor away, "Have a nice day."
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning, the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat
out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues to read her
book.
Along comes a law enforcement officer in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, thinking, "Isn't it obvious?"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and
write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't touched you," says the officer, offended.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment."
The officer replies as he starts to motor away, "Have a nice day."
