Health Care -- Canadian style

[SCredneck]

The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a ********.

"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

 

[demon seed]

Well since the title says anything goes so here goes. Sorry in advance for the hyjack Doug aka. redneck


The Queens last floor to visit is on the ground floor and as she's passing one of the rooms she sees a poor gentleman hunched over his bed being serviced by a male nurse. Oh lord says the queen what's this all about to which the doctor says, oh he's on the American Health Care Plan.

Sorry I couldn't resist and should have known better.:violent1:

 

[SCredneck]

Roflmao