MoparMuscleGuy
Still plays with cars.
I laughed so hard at this I had to share.
http://www.forbbodiesonly.com/moparforum/showthread.php?t=33929
http://www.forbbodiesonly.com/moparforum/showthread.php?t=33929
I just bought one of those big rubber snakes and I put it by the front door. Seems to work too. MMGThat's a good one, but here is one for you; When the religious groups start coming to your area passing out their pamphlets, here is a sure fire way to keep them from knocking on your door. Put the outline of a body on your porch with chalk, then pitch a few religious pamphlets around, with a sign that says POLICE CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS. You will be good for about a year, but will probably have to do it again. LOL
That's a good one, but here is one for you; When the religious groups start coming to your area passing out their pamphlets, here is a sure fire way to keep them from knocking on your door. Put the outline of a body on your porch with chalk, then pitch a few religious pamphlets around, with a sign that says POLICE CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS.