Little Johnny, Toothbrush Salesman

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Little Johnny, Toothbrush Salesman

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she
said proudly, "My sal es approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good", said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next. "I sold magazines" she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny", said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath.

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box
full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Johnny, "I set up a
Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!"

Then I would say, "It is dog crap. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of giving you something crappy, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."

Little Johnny got five stars for his efforts, bless his heart


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I been feed crap and never had someone offer to sell me a toothbrush !!!
Five stars Johnny !!!
 
little Johnny's riding in his dad's truck. looking in the glove box, he sees a pack of condoms.
"Dad, what are these for?"
his dad replies "Son, those are for smoking. now put them back and close the glove box."

later that week Johnny and his friends decide to try smoking.
Jimmy sneaks some cigarrettes from his house, and Johnny stops at the local drug store before meeting Jimmy at the tree house.

he asks the Pharmacist for a pack of trojans. the Pharmacist raises an eyebrow thinking Johnny is a bit young for this. but, in his proper customer service voice he asks
"What size?"

Johnny smiles "big enough to fit a Camel" :D
 
Little Johnny was in class.
Early sex education.
The teacher mentions the word "*****"
Little Johnny's hand goes up and says "Miss...what's a *****?"
Teacher gets all embarrassed and tells him to ask his father tonight.
That night Little Johnny says "Dad...what's a *****?"
Dad unzips his fly,lays his slug out on the table and says to Little Johnny "Now that,son,is a *****!!"
Next day at school Miss asks Johnny if he asked his father what a ***** is and if he now knows what one is.
Little Johnny says "Yes Miss,it's like a d!ck ,only smaller!!!"
 
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