If my aunt had balls she would be my uncle.
Old expressions that no longer apply
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Ahoey
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One in the hand is worth more than two in the bush
I used the expression 'good enough for the girls I go out with' when talking to a young engineer at work. He had never heard of it but thought it was quite funny. My wife doesn't think its funny at all. 
junkyardhero
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lifetime warranty
33IMP
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Fair and honest elections.
Roll up the window
Ahoey
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One that always made me snicker,
In god we trust, all others pay cash
In god we trust, all others pay cash
"Close enough for government work"
take care of your body, because you are who you are!
Mr. Sinister
Devastation Manager
I own a 2003 Dodge Ram 2500 4 door with roll up windows. And mechanically adjusted seats.
Just like I like it.
famous bob
mopar misfit
SAME HERE!I used the expression 'good enough for the girls I go out with' when talking to a young engineer at work. He had never heard of it but thought it was quite funny. My wife doesn't think its funny at all.
famous bob
mopar misfit
and , all those injuries from recklessness , will come and bite you in the a--- , when you get older...
famous bob
mopar misfit
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^where at ??!!
Boy that one is the God's truth. They all sell junk, yet they removed the one thing you need most. lol
The parts store/machine shop I worked for when I was a kid had a plexiglass sheet covering the parts counter with business cards and cool stuff under it. My favorite one was a picture of an open casket that said above it "Flip Top Box For Smokers". LOL
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33IMP
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Most people don't understand that a lifetime warranty is for the life of the company. Not the customer, or the part.
I bought a lifetime warranty water pump, lasted two years. Which was about 6 months more than the company I bought it from......
Inertia
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Regular or Ethyl .
"A blind man on a dark night will never notice"
Inertia
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Can I check your oil ?
Or, this note is legal tender for all debts public and PRIVATE!
Ethyl if she's working. LOL
Bob Segar used the following as song lyrics... "Hey watch where you're going. Step light on old toes. Because unless you've been beside a man, you don't know who he knows".
Any elaboration on that would fall under the "PRIVATE" debt mentioned above.
"Kiss my Rebel ***". Wait! I still use that.
Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
''Fix up an A or B-Body, there's lots of parts in the junkyards everywhere for cheap...''
Ahoey
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When is kids would ask Mom what’s for dinner on of her standard answer’s was fried fart’s and egg shells
The Buck stops here!
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