Don't throw your false teeth at your vehicle. You could denture car.
You'd probably denture car.Whew, thanks Rusty, don't know what we would do without you!
Man what a story. You just caint make that stuff up.A denture wearing friend of mine went to a wedding that had all the keg beer you could drink at the reception, so he drank way more than he should. His very unhappy wife had to drive home (they live on a ranch).
About half way home, my friend had to puke several times, so his wife pulled over, but the last time she did so by a sharp downhill slope and he tumbled down the slope, while he was puking.
They got home, he had to take off his pukey clothes in the garage before taking a shower before passing out/sleeping it off on the bathroom floor.
Next morning, at breakfast he was just starting to think he was going to live, when one of his grandkids asked “why are you chewing so funny?” No dentures.
His wife was livid. Told him to take his damn truck back to town and stop everywhere he puked and look for his dentures. When he got back to that sharp slope,he lost his balance, rolled back down the slope in his old puke, and he found his dentures. He had to drive his truck home while he was covered in puke and suffering a hangover.
When he got home, he called his grandkids to get the hose while he got a lawnchair and sat down. “Squirt me off until I’m clean!”
Last time he ever drank that much
I can top thatMan what a story. You just caint make that stuff up.
This forum would not be the same without Rob, but we'd still have @pittsburghracerWhew, thanks Rusty, don't know what we would do without you!
While still in his mouthPittsburgh would throw his false teeth at the fat girls in Wal Mart.
I had one of those type experiances growing up , but aint gonna share it ...Man what a story. You just caint make that stuff up.