That's When The Fight Started..........

[irelandmoss]

the other night, my wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive.
So I took her to the gas station.
That's when the fight started........

My wife was looking at herself, naked, in a full length mirror. She said,
I feel old, fat and ugly. I need you to say something that will lift my
spirits. I said, your eyesight is damn near perfect.
That's when the fight started......

 

[bayyum]

Lol

 

[memike]

LOL good one, I have been married 30 years and when My wife wants me to take her somewhere expensive I ask her did she get a raise and say I will be glad to drive here somewhere expensive

Know the mirror thing :happy10: I would say the mirror just makes here look that way:toothy10:

 

[daredevil]

youre a sweetheart mike

 

[383Duster]

The other day I was driving to work when I was rear ended. As I am sitting in my car thinking jeez what an idiot I look in my rear view mirror and see a dwarf exiting the car and walking up to my door. I roll down my window and look at the little fellow and he says.......I am not happy! I said, well which one are you then?....thats when the fight started

 

[ellococt]

The other day I was driving to work when I was rear ended. As I am sitting in my car thinking jeez what an idiot I look in my rear view mirror and see a dwarf exiting the car and walking up to my door. I roll down my window and look at the little fellow and he says.......I am not happy! I said, well which one are you then?....thats when the fight started

Lmfao!!!!!!
I can't stop laughing that right there made my day