Things that are confusing answers

[44070dart]

Why are my pants called a pair, when there is only one, did someone take the other one. Bastards

 

[YY1]

Pair of panties...

...but only one bra?

 

[64 AAR Valiant]

Why do women have a wig, but men have a rug, or hair piece.

 

[YY1]

Touche

I mean- toupe

 

[halifaxhops]

Wait thought they had hair Pies? Thanks for getting me straightened out!

 

[ProjectBazza]

Why does "burning up" and "burning down" mean essentially the same thing?

 

[YY1]

Flammable

or

Inflammable

Mean the same thing?

Either it flams or it doesn't flam!