Think you had a bad day......

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412 Stroker

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There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man . . . and then my dog bit me."

"So . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!.... But, hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
 
So, a truck driver is eating a steak dinner in a nice cafe when a bunch of rough, loud, outlaw bikers (no offense to legit bikers) came in, and one of em goes up to this guy and says "hey, I think that's my steak dinner."

So the trucker doesn't say anything, he just gets up and slips out the door.

"Not much of a fighter, wass'ee?" says the biker to the manager, as he eats the steak.

"Not much of a driver, either", says the manager. "He just ran over a bunch of those bikes out there when he left."
 
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