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Depressingly A-Bodyless..
A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and see this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private and 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."
The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and starts shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the question everyone always askes me...7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private and 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."
The small guys says, "Turner Brown?! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said "Turn Around!":mrgreen:
The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and starts shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the question everyone always askes me...7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private and 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."
The small guys says, "Turner Brown?! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said "Turn Around!":mrgreen:
