"Oh no! It's my husband!" she said to her boyfriend on hearing the front door slam. "Quick, hide in the closet!"
He grabbed his clothes and dashed from the bed to the closet. After a few minutes, another voice said quietly, "It's damn dark in here, isn't it?"
The man, shivering in the nude, said, "Who's there?"
The little voice replied, "Give me $50 and I won't yell out to dad and tell him who you are."
In no position to argue, he handed over the money, and at the appropriate time, made a quick dash out the window.
The following week, Junior came home with a brand new set of roller blades. His mother asked, "Where did you get the money for those?"
"I had $50." he replied.
"Where did you get that kind of money?" but Junior wasn't telling.
Convinced her son was up to no good, she ordered him to go to church. "Confession will fix you up, my boy. You'll have to tell the priest." and she pointed him to the confessional box and shut the door.
"It's damn dark in here," he said out loud.
"Now, don't start that again!" said the priest...
He grabbed his clothes and dashed from the bed to the closet. After a few minutes, another voice said quietly, "It's damn dark in here, isn't it?"
The man, shivering in the nude, said, "Who's there?"
The little voice replied, "Give me $50 and I won't yell out to dad and tell him who you are."
In no position to argue, he handed over the money, and at the appropriate time, made a quick dash out the window.
The following week, Junior came home with a brand new set of roller blades. His mother asked, "Where did you get the money for those?"
"I had $50." he replied.
"Where did you get that kind of money?" but Junior wasn't telling.
Convinced her son was up to no good, she ordered him to go to church. "Confession will fix you up, my boy. You'll have to tell the priest." and she pointed him to the confessional box and shut the door.
"It's damn dark in here," he said out loud.
"Now, don't start that again!" said the priest...
