Recent content by joel d. snyder

1. why shouldn't you enter into a contract with the wolverine? because of his retractable claws. 2. what musical instrument is found in the bathroom? a tuba toothpaste.

RACE FANS, HOT RODDERS...... 1.what position does a ghost play in hockey? ghoulie. 2. i only lift weights on saturday and sunday because monday to friday are weak days.

nope. felt.

new month, same old jokes....1. what did one toilet say to the other? "you look a bit flushed. 2. what do you call an old snowman? water.

uh, try not to think about it.

high, guys....1. how did the baby tell her mother that she had a wet diaper? she sent her a pee-mail. 2. knock, knock. who's there? olive. olive who? olive next door. hi, neighbor.

danson is actually pretty good in "the good place"

oh, thank you! that was great.

awww....not back against the wall.

great job, guys. my take on the stance: looks good. i personally would probably turn the front up a bit.

pure business.

hello...1. what happens when it rains cats and dogs? you step in a poodle. 2. yesterday i saw a guy spill all the scrabble letters on the road. i asked him " what's the word on the street? "

nah. don't bother.

thank you! you know i have felt bad for the swinger! i have expressed my condolences before.

once again....1. why were the utensils stuck together? because they were spooning. 2. why did the bike fall over? because it was two tired.