you have to follow the recipe

A guy is showering in the locker room, when he notices his friend is very well endowed. "Damn Bob, your hung" Jim exclaims! I wasnt always this impressive, I had to work for it. "What do you mean?" Jim asked. "Well everyday for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4". You should try it." A few months later the two are in the locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was. Jim replied "I did what you said, but I've actually gotten smaller, I lost 2" already." "Did you do everything I told you? An hour a day with butter?" "Well, I was out of butter so I've been using crisco." "Crisco!!! Bob exclaimed....crisco's shortening !!! You have to follow the recipe.

I will have to remember that

He can have that new operation they that's out now. It's called adadictome.[add- a -dic-to-me]