This story is the absolute truth, I swear
Some time ago I was standing in my living room talking to a friend, looked down at the little table, and there is my cell phone holster, but no cell phone.
So I'm "dam......phas####sss$*#&^@ etc" and my buddy says "whats th' matter?"
"I see my cell holster, but no phone!!"
"How many do ya need, yur talkin' ta me on ONE of em!!!"
One day I had my glasses on, WEARING them while lookin fer 'em.
Looked for a screwdriver for over 10 minutes while carryin' it around in my hand!!!
'Other day I spent 5 minutes lookin' fer them T bars and they were hangin' right in the rear sockets!!!
