Internet vs reality
When asked " who tuned it for ya , you reply....
So it took three of youse to figure it out ?
Dude im the first to admit im no master machanic or engine tuner or drag car fabractor
I guess that explains the other two. :D:D:D
Myself , I never pass on a chance to impart some wisdom.
And we get close with Internet vs. Reality.
The actual question.........let me start from the beginning.
Young William is in the living room doing his homework.
He turns to his Father who is in his recliner reading the news paper and asks " Dad....what's the difference between theory and reality ? "
Dad sets down the paper , scratches his head for a second and tells him " Well , Billy ...I have a little experiment that might shed some light on this problem. Go in the kitchen and ask your Mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars ?
Billy bolts for the kitchen and is back in seconds , he tells him " Yeah Dad , she said she would."
Dad says " Ahhhhh , now we're getting somewhere. Go upstairs and ask your sister the same question."
Billy tears up the stairs and is back in a moment. He exclaims " Yeah Dad.....she said she would too."
Dad looks down at Billy and says " Well , there you have it. In theory , we could be millionaires , and in reality , we live with a couple of tramps."
So endeth the lesson.
