You might be an "A-body owner" if......

You might be an a body owner if:
You keep finding and buying them because you know you'll need the parts some day
You look at prices of b bodies and e bodies and make the statement ''I could build 3 a bodies for that price'' and you do.
You know the interchangeability of the cars by remembering 10 things
You rarely ask if it's rust free, just how much rust it has/had
You have driven at least one that you could throw a football through both quarters and not touch any metal, and it still drove good
You know what ''small bolt pattern'' means
You hide beer behind the passenger side vent door to keep it cold and out of sight
You are always on a budget
You talk to anyone and someone in their family has owned one at one time and you want to talk to them about it
And finally.......
You know who MeMike is!
X2!