You might be an "A-body owner" if......

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you've had a torsion bar break on you.
you know how your windshield wiper transmissions come out
you've replaced your wiper pivot bushings
 
Go to the passenger side of every car,turn the lug wrench clockwise to loosen lugnuts....Figures,someone beat me to it,Dammit!
 
You can't wait to build another one.....AMD everyone's Dad or Granddad used to own one, except it had a 440 hemi with a four speed on the column.
 
You might be an A-body owner if you are willing to increase the price of a part, due to shipping and cross border charges. :banghead:
 
you might be an a-body owner if the words 'rust-free' do the same thing to you that the words 'naked women' do to a teenage boy.



You might be an A-body owner if you are willing to increase the price of a part, due to shipping and cross border charges. :banghead:
lol good point- how come 'shipping included' to the states turns into "you pay all the shipping" if you live in Canada???
:D
 
You might be a "New" A-body owner if you have been amazed by the loyalty to Mopar by other A-body owners! :prayer:
 
you spend hours looking through junk yards, flea markets and searching online for used parts while Mustang and Camaro owners just buy new reproduction parts.
 
"IF" after it rains your spair tire is a flotation device........
 
You have to spend an extra 20 to 30%,on small block parts.( If they have the mopar number,on the shelf)
 
How about this... you may have met another A body guy when...

... someone waves frantically and does a u-turn to flag you down to try and buy your rusty bucket of bolts :)

Happened yesterday.
 

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you might be an a body owner if
you've ever gotten a sunburn from your mig welder
you think certain floor sections were meant to be see-thru
you've compared the diameter of a barrel and your spare tire well
nine inch drum brakes seem okay if ya drive conservatively
things like quarter panels seem like accessories for people with "fancy" cars
you've ever seen a rust hole patched with cardboard and bondo
you've ever seen a mower blade used to keep the leaf springs out of the trunk
 
You might be an a body owner if:
You keep finding and buying them because you know you'll need the parts some day
You look at prices of b bodies and e bodies and make the statement ''I could build 3 a bodies for that price'' and you do.
You know the interchangeability of the cars by remembering 10 things
You rarely ask if it's rust free, just how much rust it has/had
You have driven at least one that you could throw a football through both quarters and not touch any metal, and it still drove good
You know what ''small bolt pattern'' means
You hide beer behind the passenger side vent door to keep it cold and out of sight
You are always on a budget
You talk to anyone and someone in their family has owned one at one time and you want to talk to them about it
And finally.......
You know who MeMike is!
 
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