You might be an "A-body owner" if......

[Weak440]

You might be an A-body owner if....

Your hood hinges are louder than your exhaust
You even know what a fresh air box is
You have spent more in sheet metal than you paid for it, more then it sold for new, and more than it will ever be worth

 

[cannucky]

you spend 10 bucks on a part to get a 10 cent clip off it only to discover after 3 days of searching the car and garage and 2 days waiting for the parts store to get it in for you that the one you lost is sitting on the intake manifold right beside the linkage it clips onto .

 

[440dart123]

you might be an a-body owner if you think e-body owners, are in the same rich snobby class as ferrari owners

 

[Bulldozer]

you might be an a-body owner if you think e-body owners, are in the same rich snobby class as ferrari owners

same can be said about most of the 69 charger DOH clone owners

 

[BillGrissom]

If you are a true CMB (Cheap Mopar Bastard).
Especially true for slant and early-A (me), some C body (me), and all minivan (me) owners.

 

[jimjimjimmy]

.....when everytime you walk by the back of your car you give it a shake to see how much gas you have because your gas gague dont work.

 

[Bulldozer]

.....when everytime you walk by the back of your car you give it a shake to see how much gas you have because your gas gague dont work.

bahahahaha! ... or you when you park you come to an abrupt stop, quickly shut the car off and listen for the swooosh !

 

[TXDart]

Your mpg gallon number is same as your ET in the1/4 mile....

 

[mi72duster]

if your remember the time you forgot your stash was in the vent when you turned on the defrost

 

[Dorian]

you might be an "A Body owner if"

you won both of these at the last race by knocking out a bunch of Fords and Chevys and beat out your buddy with his A Body!

:glasses7:

 

[Dorian]

Only to lose to that same buddy in the next races final for another wally!

 

[DustyDuster]

If you drive 100 miles{quickly} on empty roads on a Sunday morning and don't worry about road grime, bugs, scratches, etc.

 

[cudaspaz]

You dare your buddies to put billboard stripes and 71 fender gills on their 68, and they look at you with an evil smile.

 

[Abodybomber]

Congrats,Dorian! I'm kinda diggin'that Wally!

 

[Dorian]

thanks, I slept with it the first night! Wife was pretty cool about it too. lol

 

[swifter]

If your on this site more than you make love to your wife or drive your harley!!!!!

 

[gunbunny]

.. if you ever had to change wiper pivot bushings.
.. wiper transmission gaskets.
.. steering coupler "dogs".

 

[Oldmanmopar]

If you want the lightest Mopar that can be fitted with the biggest V8 motor and doesn't require Emissions.

 

[joshb1983]

seen this online and had to post it lol

 

[clinteg]

-you think a car doesn't look right without some sort of blackout treatment
-you tell someone what you have (site unseen) and they give you a look that reads "like my grandma's old car? why?"
-people constantly guess your car is a chevy of some sort
-you only go to car shows to find other A bodies (and other mopars if they are along the way)

 

[the artful dodger]

people ask you what a plymouth is.

 

[mopar410]

if..you ask for the vin stamp on a 340 in case someone else wants a numbers matching car.

 

[Elwood67]

Cheap Mopar Bastard(CMB) I like it. True in my case....

 

[jaimus]

if your remember the time you forgot your stash was in the vent when you turned on the defrost

LOL,...that was a great spot....

 

[Bulldozer]

you might be an A body owner if your ammeter has been bypassed...