A Trucker.......

[RustyRatRod]

A trucker walked into a truck stop café and placed his order.
“I’ll have three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and some running boards,” he said.
The brand-new blonde waitress, not wanting to seem clueless, hurried to the kitchen and told the cook, “There’s a guy out there who just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and running boards! Does he think this is an auto parts store?”
The cook chuckled and said, “Relax! ‘Three flat tires’ means three pancakes, ‘a pair of headlights’ is two sunny-side-up eggs, and ‘running boards’ are two strips of crispy bacon.”
“Ohhh, got it!” she said, relieved.
She thought for a second, then grabbed a bowl of baked beans and served it to the trucker.
Confused, the trucker asked, “Uh… what are the beans for, Blondie?”
She grinned and said, “I figured while you’re waiting for your flat tires, headlights, and running boards… you might as well gas up!”

 

[Unconventional]

 

[fishmens67]

good one

 

[67Dart273]

Trucker walked up to a cafe, sat at the counter, and ordered a nice dinner after a long day, steak and baked potato.

He just got his nicely done steak and dinner when some bad *** bikers came in. The leader went right up to the trucker. "You are sitting in my chair."

The trucker didn't say anything, stood up, and picked up his plate to move.

"That's my dinner you are holding."

The trucker didn't say anything, set his plate back down, and walked out the door

The biker sat down and started in on the steak. He looked at the guy sitting next to him and said, "that trucker wasn't much of a fighter, was he?"

The guy said, "Wasn't much of a truck driver, either. He ran over several of the bikes out there when he left!!!"

 

[RustyRatRod]

Trucker walked up to a cafe, sat at the counter, and ordered a nice dinner after a long day, steak and baked potato.

He just got his nicely done steak and dinner when some bad *** bikers came in. The leader went right up to the trucker. "You are sitting in my chair."

The trucker didn't say anything, stood up, and picked up his plate to move.

"That's my dinner you are holding."

The trucker didn't say anything, set his plate back down, and walked out the door

The biker sat down and started in on the steak. He looked at the guy sitting next to him and said, "that trucker wasn't much of a fighter, was he?"

The guy said, "Wasn't much of a truck driver, either. He ran over several of the bikes out there when he left!!!"

Sounds like Jerry Reed!

 

[ProjectBazza]

Sounds like Jerry Reed!

Nah! (Insert red x here)

Jerry Reed was a pussy compared to Rip:

 

[RustyRatRod]

Nah! (Insert red x here)

Jerry Reed was a pussy compared to Rip:

muhuh. Lets see Rip do this.

 

[didi2]

A trucker walked into a truck stop café and placed his order.
“I’ll have three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and some running boards,” he said.
The brand-new blonde waitress, not wanting to seem clueless, hurried to the kitchen and told the cook, “There’s a guy out there who just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and running boards! Does he think this is an auto parts store?”
The cook chuckled and said, “Relax! ‘Three flat tires means three pancakes, ‘a pair of headlights’ is two sunny-side-up eggs, and ‘running boards’ are two strips of crispy bacon.”
“Ohhh, got it!” she said, relieved.
She thought for a second, then grabbed a bowl of baked beans and served it to the trucker.
Confused, the trucker asked, “Uh… what are the beans for, Blondie?”
She grinned and said, “I figured while you’re waiting for your flat tires, headlights, and running boards… you might as well gas up!”

Haha, that's a good one! She really took "gas up" to the next level!´