You might be an "A-body owner" if......

[gdrill]

Saw this on another forum and there were some really funny responses. :iconbigg: So....
You might be an A-body owner if....
....you wonder if there really was a need to carry the alphabet past "A"!
....it's a toss up between a new carburetor or a new refrigerator.
....looking at some "new threads" means logging onto FABO.

 

[68383GTS]

If AAA means a Dart,Duster,and a Valiant!

 

[OneOfMany]

.. the only guys you get respect from at a Mopar show are the FWD guys

Grant

 

[mopar410]

if you have more in your car than you could sell it for.

 

[Bulldozer]

.You might be an "A-body owner" if...... you own a 73 360 powered nova

 

[Divenut]

..... if you own a 73 360 powered nova

True...but I hear the 340 powered Novas are rarer....LOL

 

[Demon416]

You might be an "A-body owner" if...... You're missing more than one front tooth.

 

[2 Darts]

• You automatically reach under the dash next to the steering column to release the parking brake.
• The first criteria for an aftermarket wheel is whether or not it is available with a 4 inch bolt pattern.
• You own the smallest size Mopar UBJ socket.
• The "travel kit" for your car includes a ballast resistor.

 

[airwoofer]

Your street has two long burnout marks which the locals cannot over ride.
You don't miss A/C cause you can open the wing vent and blow in air.
You don't miss a stereo cause the stroker sounds so sweet.
People give you a thumbs up as you pass by.
Your wallet seems thinner than chebby and ferd guys.

 

[If It Was Mine]

You might be an "A-body owner" if...... You're missing more than one front tooth.

HEYY, Easy there. We're not that bad.:toothy8:

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Or are we??

 

[Bulldozer]

your 1975 4 door is worth 6 figures

 

[gtmopar]

If all of your t shirts have asphalt permanently embedded on the back shoulders from screwing with the clutch pushrod adjustment.

 

[inkjunkie]

***** about the price of damn near everything

 

[cannucky]

Your street has two long burnout marks which the locals cannot over ride.
You don't miss A/C cause you can open the wing vent and blow in air.
You don't miss a stereo cause the stroker sounds so sweet.
People give you a thumbs up as you pass by.
Your wallet seems thinner than chebby and ferd guys.

x2

 

[cannucky]

you have 6 figures tied up in your 76 4 door even tho it's barely worth 4

 

[briankaplan]

Because Fonze says; AAAAHH bodies are cool!

 

[slimjim]

You might be an "A-body owner" if...... the younger generation has to walk up to you and ask what kind of car you have. (sad truth)

 

[Kegan B]

You might be an "A-body owner" if........Most of the younger generation has to walk up to you and ask what kind of car you have. (sad truth)

Fixed it for ya.

 

[Bulldozer]

fixed it for ya.

:burnout:

 

[69MOPE]

....if your carpets are wet
if you open your vents at 60MPH and get blinded by everything from bugs to stones
if replacement rear leaf springs are first on your list
if your battery falls thru the original tray
if half your dash lamps work
if your glove box won't stay shut because you tried to "disassemble" the latch
if you have outward dents in your quarter panels from the jack rolling around
if you always think you smell burning fuse link
if the 17 year old working at Pep Boys says he never saw a fuse made out of glass

 

[Bulldozer]

the shop cant figure out how to align your front end.
you smell like exhaust fumes after every trip to the store
the insides of your front tires are showing cords
you get pulled over just so the cop can look
you have a collection of bench seats
your wife kicks you out of the house for spending all your time on FABO

 

[Twotone22]

If you're constantly bombarded with people asking "What is it?"

 

[jaimus]

If your on your computer looking for parts more than you watch TV...

 

[mischiefdart]

Desperately want to add an inch and a half to your rear.

 

[TrailBeast]

If you wake up from a nightmare yelling "Give my car back MF before I kill you.


Yea it happened ops: