1966 Valiant wagon, Chico, Calif, Pick-N-Pull.

Take one or 2 of em with you. Road trip. In n out burger all the way and a case of mountain dew lol.
and get a lecture the whole way on why I don't need more cars and "you should save more money" and "you are supposed to be an adult" blah blah ....its easier to pay and have it delivered here LOL

Your parents put a damper on the first part of your life and then your spouse ruins the second half and then you die