I have to buy a boring car.
You'd actually be pretty surprised at how nimble something like a small car can be. Both my Dad's Neon and my Civic hold the road like their on rails with good road feedback and excellent steering wheel input.
That being said, one of the reasons I liked the Hyundai XG350 I had was the fact it was a boring old touring sedan it would handle with good power. Triple digits when it finally fifth it would make your stomach flip. That car surprised a lot of folks all the way around. Gotta beat the bushes to find one, but can still be had for $3k or less in good shape and low mileage and a lot of folks mistake them for Lincolns or Jags.
