ACE Hardware house brand products....

Yeah, didn't you know ACE stands for
*** Cream Enterprise
I Didn't know that. It's just like this Coffee Shop I used to go to, the big sign along the freeway said "BIOYA COFFEE SHOP". I drank coffee there many, many times. Then one day I met the owner and I asked him where the name BIOYA came from. He said with a smirk, "Didn't you know, it stand for Blow it Out Your ***"!! He said that the City Hall didn't have any idea what it stood for when he applied for the Coffee Shop license.