Idiots at car shows that put their greasy paws all over your car.
I don't care if my car is a rust bucket with a black engine compartment a chevy motor, a ford 9 inch rear and a pontiac drive shaft...keep your flippin hands of my car!!!!!!!
And control your damn kids too!!!
And.....and.... your Wife is ugly as a stump, and were you that freaking fat when your Wife married you?
AAhhh, now I feel better.
