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My wife says I'm cruel....lol. They're rats!! :mad: I made this rat rig. Small bucket, put 4 or 5 " of water in the bottom. There is a wire tied across the top, with an old sewing thread spool in the middle that rolls on the wire. Long paint paddle for a gangplank up to the edge of the bucket...

It would have all evened out if you'd shot him a bird....and he turned around and told you to go stick your finger in a Dyke! :rofl: Then you could have gotten a sticker that says "Stop Dutch hate" :poke:

She's so big......she's got two smaller women in orbit around her! :eek:

Is that Mama June or Honey Boo Boo? :rofl:

It is now....but back when that pic was taken, she was still a kitten! :)

Good for him. Tell him to see all he can see while he's there....and Pearl Harbor and the USS Arizona Memorial are must not miss!

European license plates on the cars, so there's one more reason that reinforces my lack of desire to ever go to Europe....lol. Due to the lack of a barfing emoji here, let me just say.....BUICK & RALPH!!! :realcrazy: :wtf:

Wow, what nice ladies. One was kind enough to give directions and her friend was directing traffic to keep someone from hitting the poor lost gentleman's truck. Hard to find gals like that anymore! :lol:

Happy Birthday young lady! If she's like all of our dogs have been, it's her house.....y'all are just livin in it! :thumbsup:

I kinda get that, but who are the 2 dudes on the pillow? It's bound to be an old photo, because Argyle sweaters went out of style 50 years ago...lol.

Let me put it another way......I don't get it! :wtf:

Mike....I told Siri I needed a wock to throw at a wabbit, and she showed me pictures of big ol pans! :elmer: :rofl:

My iPhone was apparently made by Yankee's. It doesn't understand my Appalachian American accent! :realcrazy:

A little help for a guy who lives where there are no ice rinks....let alone hockey teams? LOL

If her phone was in her hand, she was probably on Facebook. :thumbsup:

My sister-in-law has a Weiner dog named Ruby. Every time I see her, I say "Therrrre's Ruby, 2008 winner of the Weiner Dog Nationals!" She is normally a pretty calm old gal, but when I say that to her she jumps around and gets the zoomies....just like she knows what I said. LOL

Mommy Mommy! Can little Johnny come out and play baseball? Honey, you know little Johnny doesn't have any arms or legs. We know.....we're gonna use him for 2nd base! :eek:

I wanted to hit Agree because of what it says on her shirt. I'd have been in TROUBLE, probably with her Dad....lol.

If I could, I would have hit Like & Agree on this one....lol. :thumbsup:

Dang....if that thing was in the ocean, it would have 4 or 5 Greenpeace boats circling to protect it!!

Every man on the face of the earth owes the person who invented yoga pants a dollar! :eek:

If the rocks cracked the concrete or tore the liner at the bottom of the pool, water level went WAY down. If no damage to bottom of the pool, the water level went down slightly from when the rocks were in the boat.

Wow....the plumbing work must be slow! :rofl:

I don't know for sure, but I just use that to refuel my hate for Facebook! :rofl:

I can't even begin to tell you how many women I've had to blow the horn at while sitting behind them at a red light. Sitting there fooling with Farcebook and no clue the light turned green 10 seconds ago! :BangHead:

53 views before I looked....and no comments. Dang, John....they've gone to giving you the silent treatment now! :realcrazy: :rofl:

That would be like when traffic backs up for miles on the interstate. You know good and well the problem is on the opposite side of the interstate and the rubber neckers are causing your side to back up, and you cuss them for miles. Then the first thing you do when you get there is slow down and...

I've called it RatDonalds for years. I guess the ones in Chinatown are CatDonalds! :rofl:

Dang! That's b a a a a a a a d! :rofl: :thumbsup:

Better call @Kern Dog He's used to building by Earthquake specs, I'm sure!