In Minnesota it would probably go like this.
Cop: Sir ya know you were go'n 20 over da speed limit?
Guy: Uffda I didn't know I was go'n dat fast.
Cop: where ya go'n in such a hurry?
Guy: Try'n to get home the wife she's make'n Tater tot hotdish.
Cop: Oh dats my favorite! I like the tuna one wit...