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  1. autopar3000

    "Mopar 10 commandments"

    My brand X buddies used to razz me about that, but I would just tell them it always costs more money to go faster.
  2. autopar3000

    "Mopar 10 commandments"

    Ha ha, I was going to mention the torsion bars too, but so many guys like to get rid of them. The part about "it is thy headers that suck" and "for that of an inferior Ford Pinto based system" are both perfect, and very true. I motion we combine them: Thou shalt not ditch thine Torsion Bars...
  3. autopar3000

    "Mopar 10 commandments"

    Thou shalt not LS swap your Mopar.
  4. autopar3000

    First Name = Last Name?

    I once worked with a guy named Warren Strutt. It didn't even strike me until I mentioned his name to my dad in passing, and pops fell apart laughing. Warren was a great guy, as I recall. Most Canadians would have heard of Dick Pound (you can google if you're curious as to who he is.) What I...
  5. autopar3000

    6000 rpm

    After hearing your story (and seeing the pictures) I could never forget. Nice to hear you're making a comeback, and wishing you all the luck in getting back to 100%.
  6. autopar3000

    6000 rpm

    Check out what happened to member @chryslerfat just a few months ago. Not pretty, and he's lucky to be alive. *MUST READ*--Flex Fan Danger--Be very careful working on old cars I told a story in that thread where I once saw a fan go through the hood of a car and stick into the shop ceiling.
  7. autopar3000

    Best car advert I have ever seen

    Right... I had the wrong link up at first. Thanks!
  8. autopar3000

    Best car advert I have ever seen

    The bit about the door panels slayed me... "...that isn’t real leopard skin. I was told it’s baby seal skin just dyed to look that way."
  9. autopar3000

    Best car advert I have ever seen

    I just about died laughing reading this:
  10. autopar3000

    Canadian's don't carry

    LOL!! Don Cherry on the $5 bill!! Oh man HemiMark, that made me laugh! You were joking, right?
  11. autopar3000

    Who loves Seinfeld?

    The show is probably one of the funniest in history. Those are all classic clips, but I tend to gravitate towards the characters you didn't see too much. My favorite characters were Jackie Chiles and J. Peterman. Lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous! YouTube- Seinfeld- The Woman with NO...
  12. autopar3000

    rare super station wagon option

    Yep, that's the nun mobile that was on ebay a while back. If memory serves, it now has a Corvette front end and a Viper engine & trans.
  13. autopar3000

    10 Greatest Cars on T.V.

    I loved that movie!! Robber: Get back, I got a bomb! I'll blow this place up! Stallone: Go ahead, I don't shop here.
  14. autopar3000

    10 Greatest Cars on T.V.

    The Mopar is easy. Here's a few off the top of my head: General Lee (this would be the mopar) Hemi Cuda from the Don Johnson show (just looked it up - Nash Bridges) The Batmobile The Torino from Starsky & Hutch KITT Dean's Impala from Supernatural Al Bundy's Dodge The A Team's GMC van...
  15. autopar3000

    Letter to the paper

    Great letter back from the Colonel. The story reminded me of these two a$$holes: The National War Memorial is located in the centre of...
  16. autopar3000

    Hundreds attend Global Warming Protest

    A couple of those guys up front look pretty pissed! They must have seen the weather report for Toronto this weekend! (Keep in mind it has been -20*C for the past few weeks...)
  17. autopar3000

    Mopar kills drifting competition.Honda beware!

    Take Control? I thought the point of good tires was to PREVENT you from sliding around all over the place!?!?!