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...in the cab. True to form, he gets home and immediately his wife starts laying into him. “Fred! You good for nothing, lazy, drunk-a$$ piece of sh*t! You’re so out of control you threw up all over yourself! What the hell’s the matter with you?! I can’t take it. I’m leaving you!” “Wait...

Morning guys and Happy May1st. I know where my wife will be all day today. I'll be a bachelor today haha. I have to try and cut the grass myself. It was almost dormant before it's first cut but now growing like a weed. Nice and thick and real heathy so no fertilizer this year but has had a ton...

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I just called 911 there's a big yellow ball above us. Been miserable all day and now the sun decides to come out. There was a horrific accident on the infamous 401 hwy just past our city. Someone robbed the liquor store to the east of us and the asshole stole a U Haul van and headed to the hwy...

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Snoop who?

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Morning guys. My son bagged another turkey yesterday and was the biggest he's ever gotten. 25.9 lbs dead weight. For some reason the one standing stuck around for a few minutes. He's a happy camper. Have a great day

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Wed thurs and Fri are supposed to be 20 and beautiful sun. Wife and I went to the nursery this morning. It was a last minute thing so grabbed my shorts and did wear a sweatshirt plus my jacket. Glad I did, that wind was blowing right up my backside and created a major shrinkage I'm sure. Plants...

Just sick of all this rain. I need sunshine!!

Motor boating anyone?

I went to the dr the other day and had a physical. He asked me if I had frequent bowl movements. I said yes every morning at 5am like clockwork. He said that's great to which I said not really because I don't get up till 6

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Morning guys... Who knows what the weather will be today. It seems to be changing by the minute. Have a great week.

It was I must admit but still didn't like it. It seems to be hanging like a will-not

Holy crap when will **** end buy 57 days till summer. Supposed to be on a Wednesday this time