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Mary Anne:blob:

That's some funny stuff.

I feel sorry for the pole!!!!:snakeman:

A grade school teacher in West Virginia asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word...

The bad thing is, it looks like this is on a slope. If you were walking up hill this puts him at a higher plane on your body and if you would slip you might meet him face to face. Being from W.V. and hunted alotI have seen several. They do give off an odor that smells alot like a cucumber.

One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. 'Bubba, where'd you git that truck?' 'Tammie give it to me.' Bubba replied. 'She give it to ya? I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new...

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, Or get married and wish you were dead. A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa ? A man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country...

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Yo momma is so old she was a waitress at the last supper!!!!

Feel like doing that to my computer at work somedays.

It would have been headless before I would have grabbed his tail!!!!!

When is his funeral?

PF Flyers and Red Ball Jets. Who remembers those? 3 channels if the weather was good or the President wasn't on. There wasn't much money, Dad was mostly paid with script. Who remembers or what that is? With all the things that cause cancer today and is bad for you and there wasn't "politically...

Now that was funny. Will have to tell that one to my crew.

That was cool..Merry X-mas.

IMO if you want to talk about issues like politics, religion and topics that end up becoming heated arguments go to a forum that is there for those types of debates. I have only been on this forum since Oct. and I have seen what these types of discussions turn into and they are out of place on a...

I agree w/busted knuckles we are on her for the interest of Mopars and maybe read a good joke or see a nice pair.

whats scary is.... most of it is true and makes sense. But like they say "out of the mouths of babes"

You really should have put a warning on this .."Don't open w/pets or children in the room" ...opened it...dog has been behind the couch for over 3 hours and my 7 yr. old granddaughter is still crying. :cry:

Now thats funny!!!

Don't Flirt at the Halloween Party!! A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the Halloween party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by...

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That was a test. They figured if it could do that to a Mopar shredding Fords and Chevys would be a breeze!!!!:cheers: