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Did she blush ? LOL

Some good ones guys, yep, the ole cam still has some good lobes left, but sometimes it seems the cam bearings are a tad sloppy.

Damn Memike that is sooooooo funny, I could just visualize this all going down. LOL

Almost: LOL = Laughing out loud ROFLMAO = Rolling on the floor laughing my *** off So that would be pretty much either one, Good night gents, 3:30 am come pretty quick for this ole fart.

Actually there is supposed to be a new birth control method for men comming onto the market. It looks rather strange but is guarenteed to work 100 % of the time. To describe it imagine a golf tee, only way way shorter, just a small wooden base and a very short but quite sharp point. Now you take...

The "Pinch my tits" thread reminded me of this joke that I ran accross recently : You know the little "bumps" that surround a woman's nipple? Do you know what they are?.............It's for the blind dude, it's braile that says "Kiss here". :)

Understand perfectly, and I adopted this saying years ago, "American by birth, southern by choice." I just wish I lived back there. And it sure is nice givin a lil southern belle a lil sugar. My do I miss them days gone bye. :thumbup: Anybody know where Sumerset Ky. is? Rite ner tha Tennse...

I didn't know what it was, but I also knew I probably shouldn't continue LOL but it turned out to be better than I was expecting. Pretty funny actually. Which leads me to ask you all..........what can a woman do that a cow can't do? .........she can wade in mud up to her *** without getting...

You are right my friend and the first person I've run accross who knew where the term "redneck" came from, good one on you buddy. I was born in Kentuck and raised in Appalician region of SE Ohio. Hey, I think I turned out OK, it's like I tell the X brand guys at car shows, "If ya don't like what...

Now that would not be considered a pick up "one liner", but it could work, eh, the single dudes get away with it all, us ole farts can only say, "Damn, wish I'd thought of that a few years back." LOL

A mid aged couple had been seeing this councelor for a few sessions, this time the wife just feel apart and just went on an on and on listing all the things she felt her husband was doing / not doing to neglect her personal and social needs. She finanally droped into her chair sobbing away. The...

From another site : An elderly couple were sitting in church when the wife leans over to her husband and says, "I just let a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" To which he replies, "When we get home you need to change the batteries in your hearing aid." :) LOL