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must be related to Loudon III. 1. I like it because it annoyed my ugly neighbors. 2. This stinker should be left in the road. (if you don't get it, try looking up Loudon Wairiright skunk on Youtube.

Bump.....and grind

A reporter once asked OJ if he would ever marry again. He replied. "Yeah, I may take another stab at it." Something to think about: There is an expression about life imitating art. How about art predicting life. 1972 marks the year an R&B soul group, the O'Jays had a hit with Back Stabbers...

Making inroads with the law enforcement community

Found an old one that y'all might remember.

Shoot! The Martians got away from the space craft leaving a trail of toasted wheat. Say, that gives me an idea. Jay Leno owns #34. As of 10/2012 it was one of only two running.

...........:wack: When Goober was in the alignment shop, he asked how to lower the front end of his 'Stang like the Mopar guys do on the classics. The mechanic told him there was no screw to turn to make it happen. He told him the only ways would be to put shorter springs on the front end...

Used car salesman: "We've got a cool car with a white interior around here somewhere. Let me dig it out for you."

Ah, yes. This one's for you Lorena. bobbit's song - YouTube

Weiner not going anywhere, packed in ice. Estimate several tugs will be needed to get it going again.

Nah! He was only a Captain in WWI. Through the "Peter Principle" he made it to Luftwaffe Colonel by the time WWII got going full bore.

U B E R S E T Z U N G E N (Translation) Grafenwoehr, Germany The Imperial Army Research and Test Directorate has developed a new high mobility assault weapon system (see above), per the directive number B.14.501.C, using proven technology. The system can deliver up to 500 rounds...

Must have been an Arkansas architect on the Clinton Library. It looks like a double-wide on stilts. Why isn't there a single hooker within 30 miles of the Univ. of Arkansas campus? They're either married to faculty or grad students. Many think the razorback is the mascot of the...

Chicken?!?! You calling me chicken? You're stupid and blind, too. One of us has a pecker at the end of his nose. The other....well figure it out for yourself.

Oh darling. Let me show you what to do with your hair. Those glasses don't do a thing for you.

They're wasting their time. I'm gay!

Gee Yogi. No picnic basket, just a lousy veggie Subway sandwich. The plates on the car say he's from Colorado. Should I roar and growl or just take his weed and be done with it?

The chickens were the guards/alarm system for the pot field. Geese work even better. When a stranger comes around a gaggle of geese, not only will they get loud, sometimes they attack.

Soviet Mole in I 35W Bridge Fraud Arrested (Bridge collapsed in 2007 killing 13 and injuring 145.)

What do you mean, they stole the car and left the engine?!?

Goober, why did you hand this to me? I gotta be at pit entrance if three minutes to sign autographs. I swear boy if I get any grease on my hands or this double knit pant suit, I'm gonna make a hen outta yer rooster.

Damn. A guy gets a little gassy, so I get stuck.... Wait. That's Ms. Jones in the next apartment over. Oh yeah! Come to baby, it's lunch time.

I always like creative presentations. This is one of the best I've seen. There are 3 "movements", watch 'em all. :cheers: Mouse of the tiger - YouTube

LMAO, Oldman Rick "No, there are no 2-for-1 or student discounts. Fifty buck per f@#k is the going rate in 1959." "Ask your Dad about anything you see but don't understand." "Weren't you two bounced out of the girlie show at the county fair last week?" "You look a lot like your father!"...

I am not taking off my clothes so you can take a picture. You'd probably just stick it in the FABO Blue Forum anyway.

Very clean work, Donnie. Okay, class. Can anyone tell me what Mr. Garlits could do to get more power out of this engine?

Girl on Right: Ronny might figure out we did it, but he'll never figure out how we put those piles of warm poop on his front seats. Girl on Left: Hee! Hee! Hee! That'll teach him to mess with us and then leave his T-tops off.

Your wish is my command, RustyRatRod and JimJimJimmy. Need to go to Blue Forum, see Mmmmmm...Boobies or something like that. Sorry for putting off, don't want for admin to have a cow.

17. You used to like your music loud, and now it has to be. :glasses7: