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One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan...

A passenger plane traveling to California is suddenly hit with a severe engine problem and plummets into the Pacific Ocean. The impact is such that the plane is ripped apart leaving only one man alive. After hours of swimming he spies an island and drags himself up onto the sandy shores...

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child." The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes." He removes his pants...

Couldnt resist

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We...

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days." The young clerk...

Guess ill never have a job that pays taxes. To bad im already a state employee.

Lol I seen that after I posted the comment!

Must not be very fast! He must get beat alot. Notice the saying on the front?

There was a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?' All the women raised their hands. ... Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?' Some women answered today, some...

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer: What's 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm... 4! Officer: What's the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm... 10! ... Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno...

That thing is sweet! Nice work.

2013 Hyundai Santa Fe | Big Game Ad | "Team" (Extended) - YouTube

I hope not atleast for another 4 years!

The car runs on Dunkin!

looks staged

Funny!

Holy hell that was funny.

You are te wind beneth my wings.

Little brother?

Gotta love Walter!

She doesnt have to own a beer store. A performance parts store, or hardware store would work too.

Well he does his best.

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Tylden fire station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet.The wagon was being pulled by her...

Funny

The farmers are feeding there chickens ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs. What a great day to go out to the parking lot, jump into your car, and roast marshmallows. I turned on the lawn sprinkler. All I got was steam. You know it's hot when you can feel the breeze but you...

For those going through this heat wave..

Actually that isnt a run way that is the taxiway. The runway he skipped off to the right of it and flipped end over nose. He ran out of real estate and tried to get back up and go around again but he dropped his right wing and stalled.

Roush was trying to land that plane at Oshkosh. Had very little time in a plane of that size. Not to mention during Oshkosh, which is the worlds, largest air show the Airport there becomes busier then Chicago’s O’Hare. They have planes landing almost on top of each other making it...

Jack Roush was piloting this aircraft when it crashed. Its said that he was borderline qualified to fly that type of aircraft.