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I kinda get that, but who are the 2 dudes on the pillow? It's bound to be an old photo, because Argyle sweaters went out of style 50 years ago...lol.

Let me put it another way......I don't get it! :wtf:

Mike....I told Siri I needed a wock to throw at a wabbit, and she showed me pictures of big ol pans! :elmer: :rofl:

My iPhone was apparently made by Yankee's. It doesn't understand my Appalachian American accent! :realcrazy:

A little help for a guy who lives where there are no ice rinks....let alone hockey teams? LOL

If her phone was in her hand, she was probably on Facebook. :thumbsup:

My sister-in-law has a Weiner dog named Ruby. Every time I see her, I say "Therrrre's Ruby, 2008 winner of the Weiner Dog Nationals!" She is normally a pretty calm old gal, but when I say that to her she jumps around and gets the zoomies....just like she knows what I said. LOL

Mommy Mommy! Can little Johnny come out and play baseball? Honey, you know little Johnny doesn't have any arms or legs. We know.....we're gonna use him for 2nd base! :eek:

I wanted to hit Agree because of what it says on her shirt. I'd have been in TROUBLE, probably with her Dad....lol.

If I could, I would have hit Like & Agree on this one....lol. :thumbsup:

Dang....if that thing was in the ocean, it would have 4 or 5 Greenpeace boats circling to protect it!!

Every man on the face of the earth owes the person who invented yoga pants a dollar! :eek:

If the rocks cracked the concrete or tore the liner at the bottom of the pool, water level went WAY down. If no damage to bottom of the pool, the water level went down slightly from when the rocks were in the boat.

Wow....the plumbing work must be slow! :rofl:

I don't know for sure, but I just use that to refuel my hate for Facebook! :rofl:

I can't even begin to tell you how many women I've had to blow the horn at while sitting behind them at a red light. Sitting there fooling with Farcebook and no clue the light turned green 10 seconds ago! :BangHead:

53 views before I looked....and no comments. Dang, John....they've gone to giving you the silent treatment now! :realcrazy: :rofl:

That would be like when traffic backs up for miles on the interstate. You know good and well the problem is on the opposite side of the interstate and the rubber neckers are causing your side to back up, and you cuss them for miles. Then the first thing you do when you get there is slow down and...

I've called it RatDonalds for years. I guess the ones in Chinatown are CatDonalds! :rofl:

Dang! That's b a a a a a a a d! :rofl: :thumbsup:

Better call @Kern Dog He's used to building by Earthquake specs, I'm sure!

" Two all beef fatties, special sauce, smells like rotten cheese n pickles with gigantic buns!" :rofl:

So, you were doing 90 in a big ol Lincoln? :lol:

Happy New Year to you and Theresa, Al. :thumbsup:

LOL.....you just gave me a flashback of when I saw Susanna Hoffs in person. Good lord have mercy! That girl was good lookin! Total drool city. :)

It was so cold this morning....I saw 2 Beagles out in the field with jumper cables, trying to get a rabbit started so they could run him!

Must be Leon Spinx's sister. "I ain't got no money, ain't got no teefus, I ain't got nuffin to loose." :rofl:

John....I'm not gonna whine about it, lol. You've diligently built up my immunity until it's now just entertaining and hilarious! This gal has more chins than a Chinese phone book! :rofl:

Those are the Hellcats of the Flute world....lol.

Dang....well at least you got to see part of Clarinet girl beside her. When she gets really, really good you can get a 2nd mortgage on the house and buy her one of these! https://www.gemeinhardt.com/search-flutes/afl33-ossb-c1-crusader/