Until I saw that you are giving the cars away, I was going to say that you're "investing"!
But nothing wrong with giving things away, as long as they deserve it and appreciate it!
...or just say "My name is Rani and I'm a Moparholic!"
Since it is obviously another one of the thousands of scams being sent out, I think you should reply:
Your wicked stepmother offered me 35%!
Die b***h!
I wouldn't click on the CNN link. No telling where it goes or what it does.
I work at a college in Daytona and our maintenance dept. has a very work-dedicated secretary. Sometimes she can be rather "difficult". So the general maint. dept. crew (7 guys) called in sick or called in personal leave due to "unexpected circumstances".
She fell for it and needless to say...
The deal-breaker is "no keys". Not worth the trouble if I gotta call a locksmith. :p
Just to point out the silliness of the ad, it has a "repair cost" but a "non-repairable" title.