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You want to hear stupid advice... I was at the auto parts counter a few days ago and a customer was telling the counter guy how his AC wasn't working. The counter man asked if it was 'blowing'? Customer "yes". Counter man "OK so that eliminates the compressor." And no, I didn't enter the...

A kid in high school talking about a motor swap he was going to do... I asked him if it would fit and he said "No problem- It's a short block".

69 MOPE: See if you can meet with your local TV station and make an appeal to the public. Instead of babes, show some babies whose lives have been saved by the generousity of the public. Most people want to help and will respond to a personal appeal.

Funniest sign I ever saw was neon in front of a run down eatery that once said 'DINER'. Only the 'R' and first part of the 'N' were burned out leaving the perfect description... 'DIVE'.

Just like you, I made myself laugh a few days ago when I thought to myself Janeane Garofalo must smell like ****. It just seemed funny.

Man who lose key to woman's apartment gets no nookie.

When I was in High School, guys would talk about their real and imaginary motor swaps. I forget what one wannabe racer said he was working on but I remember asking him if it would fit. He said 'yeah, I'm getting the short block".

I like the one where he was living in New York and asked his mechanic for a rough estimate. The medchanic kicked him in the nuts and said $200!