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WOW!!!! This "joke" thread has ceased to be funny!!!! I figure if y'all are that ill, y'all can go.. Why not try moving? Doubt the US would mind if all y'all left. All I hear is complaints where are all the people with solutions? Y'all want to run your mouths.....try spouting intelligent...

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!!!!!! :bootysha: remember, if we split Alaska into 2 states Texas would then be the 3rd largest state :-D

shhhhhhhh!!!!!!! It's starting!!! I cant wait to see the blonde train wreck :D

so I need a baptist salvation army till I can save enough money to be Catholic....... my jewish mom's gonna be pissed!!!!

seems pretty simple to me lol

LOL too funny!! Smart professor!

Hell no... I'd be climbing the stairs till I saw a sign saying "All the men here are tall, handsome, employed, and naked." :)

Lol...... who wants to bet those guys were from my neck of the woods :sign5:

they call them writing spiders here. Had one make a web in the center of my screen door last summer. i wouldnt leave till it was gone!! they're very pretty but my fear of spiders runs deep!! :cry:

I love that song!!!!!!!! My daddy used to sing it to me every once in a while, made me laugh every time!!!!! :rock:

I'm speechless!!!!! :sign5:

The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French...

360 scamp, I am sorry that your perception of North Carolina was tarnished by a few odd looks at some bar which, I might add, were more likely caused by a stray boogie on your cheek than by the skin tone of any of your companions, but, southern is not a synonym for racist. Honestly, did you...

we girls tend to do that when we can't remember the dude's name. :sign5:

Just for u sawdoff, I'm getting this one for my Dodge :thumbup:

I couldn't have said it better!!! I'm one of the yank imports, moved here from Baltimore 2 years ago, and I love it here just the way it is........well, except for the taxes. :-k Anyway, the people I've met in NC are some of the best!! They'll give you the shirt off their back, or in my case...

Actually, a hose pipe is not the pipe part......it the hose. LOL That one caused all sorts of confusion at my house!! oh, and BBQ is a noun, not a verb:dontknow: Welcome to the south!!!

LMAO!!!! That just about sums it up doesn't it!!! thanks!!!