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I'll say JR is already aware of these babies. Small Block

The instructor informed the class that there would be a test tomorrow and there would be no excuses for not being there that would be valid short of a nuclear holocaust of perhaps a death in the family. One kid in the back of the room ask if total sexual exhaustion would be a viable excuse. The...

A woman was standing nude in front of the mirror stating how fat, old and ugly she was. She told her husband that he should at least give her a compliment. He replied, "You have damn good eye site" Small Block

Showed it to the wife. She said it sounded like a family thing now. Smart woman i have there. Small Block

On the merry go round it would deprnd on which side your standing on. I got 16. They must have taken that poll in Washinton to come up with 7 for an average.. Small Block

.......as he peaked out the side and gave us a wink. Small Block

Are all four of those real? Small Block

Tony, watched it twice yestreday and hit it again this morning showing the wife. I laugh so had everytime i have tears in my eyes. My nephew and i have a couple of guys were going to try this on. Small Block

You peckerwood you.....you had me goin. Small Block

Still laughing SC. That some good clean humor. Gotta love it. Small Block

SC, That's funny in any world. You can bet the old boy was rewinding the tapes of the evening in his mind to try and determine where and when he went wrong. Wonder how much braggin he'll be doin about doin the hot chick. She knows when she's done with em. If he'd done it right she'd followed him...

And we thought we knew what "Rake" was. Looks like they got it down......or up? Small Block

That's good MT. Just what i expected from you. Heads on straight. Save a beer for me cause i'll be down to share it with ya. Dont know when but it will happen. Might bring MeMike with me. We'll furnish our own Cabo. Small Block

I wouldn't call that a joke. So true. Send that to your favorite politician...PLEASE. Small Block

I went up against a Cummins Turbo with my 440 Duster at a red light. Boy he pulled hard, and i was suprised, but the old 73 440 duster held it's own. The ***** will run, and run it will. Small Block

Where do you guys come up with this stuff? You amaze me. Small Block

Over my head. Small Block

Talking to a feller the other day and he informed me that it could have been stopped a lot sooner than it was. "Oh really, tell me how" "Had they put a wedding ring on it, it wouldn't have put out, very much" Small Block

andrews. Rest asured, we dont give a rip on what color one is here. Color or race is not an issue here and never will be. Fun test....i guess. Mopars is the equal in all races and color. Small Block

Laugh at this one Ramcharger. I noticed this morning there has been a coon digging feed out of my deer feeders and tonite i set a live trap so in the morning i'll have a free coon if ya want it. Seriously guys. Small Block

That's funny John. Thanks for the morning laugh. Small Block

They always told me that there we two thing in life that was for certain, Taxes and death, but they forgot one. For every nickel you make, there's someone out there that wants it. Small Block

Teen, Nothing wrong with being considerate of others, even if it is your father. Give him flowers while he's living. Good on ya buddy. Small Block JR, headed out to check on your part in a few.

As long as this thread remains civil i would see no need to interfer with inteligent debate and the exchange if ideas. There should be no winners and no losers. I will say this "No greater love has a man than to lay down his life for another". Thank you to all of our military that have done just...

Good way to think averagerod. All we can really do is pray for and hope for the best in everyones life, as we should. Small Block

So JR, if you do get to heavan, and there's several praying that you do, and you find that God really didn't cause all this BS on your planet, who would be next in line to get kicked in the balls.........I can tell ya who it would be but he wont be in heavan. Sounds like someone has some bad...

What does it sound like inside when that big gun goes off? Has to be bad loud. Small Block

That was good for a real laugh. Thanks Junkie. I rattle the cans off the shelf in wally world every chance i get. I love it when folks are crowding down my isle. Thanks for a good laugh. Next time your in a busy store get you a shopping cart and lean over the handle as if your just relaxing...

Neat stuff there Betty. Now i'm trying to dream up me a ride. Didn't see Steppin Wolfs ride though. It's the one on the cover of the album "For Ladies Only" Small Block

Did they live up around Chicago? Or was it somewhere in the south? Small Block