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  1. TrailBeast

    How to keep someone in suspense

    Yes there is, like if one keeps multiple rats asses around for multiple occasions how does one store them? Stacked on a 6 penny nail in the freezer? Or does a pencil work better. I don’t know what the tension of a rats *** is.
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    How to keep someone in suspense

    I’d like to know who keeps a rats *** around in case they do want to give one.
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    Bumper stickers

    I have only one. Back off..
  4. TrailBeast

    Add Your Own Caption Part 329

    Yep, all made in China and going in the trash.
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    What kind of engine is this for.

    That’s for lifting some of those Walmart women you in and out the electric carts.
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    An ACTUAL "crescent hammer"

    Ah yes, but is it metric or standard? They don’t say.
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    Big Baller

    Can’t imagine why someone would put all that effort into something that stupid looking. And fender flares on top of that. Ewww.
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    Add your own caption part 322

    “You need that nail out of the wall?”
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    Watch who you argue with.

    I get smarter as my kids get older.
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    Buns of Stihl

    When we noticed the bar not getting oil we put gas in the oil tank until it cleared. The wood dust and bar oil plugs up the oil port, and the gas breaks it up. Otherwise you have to take the bar off and blow out the oiler port in the engine case.
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    Anyone into Van Life ???

    I lived in one for awhile during the winter when I was in my 20’s. I insulated the heck out of it and put a small propane fireplace in it. Had paneled walls, carpet, a nice sound system and a lazy boy recliner. I had a good job working at an equipment and party rental company as the maintenance...
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    Poor Cops...

    Ain't that a pisser.
  13. TrailBeast

    Name a song and include the word sausage

    Shaggy 2 sausage did it again. (Shaggy 2 dope) Tainted sausage. (Golden earring) Going to hell in a sausage. (Grateful Dead) Girls just want to have sausage. (Cindy Lauper) I want a new sausage. (Huey Lewis and the news) Little Yellow Sausage. (ICP)
  14. TrailBeast

    This is why FABO is better

    Which is one of the reasons you don’t see me around much any more. Too many know it all opinionated assholes. I did have to add some shitty aftermarket wheels to that thread though.:D
  15. TrailBeast

    How to fix engine tick

    I have done something similar before to the manager of the shop. I hid on the stepside of his truck and slapped the bed side as he started off after one of the guys put new brakes on it for him. Freaked him out.:D
  16. TrailBeast

    How to handle someone with Dementia

    :lol: we’ll let you know when the time comes Roy. :D
  17. TrailBeast

    How to handle someone with Dementia

    My Father and Mother in law both died with dementia. Best you can do is keep them clean, fed and safe which is a challenge in itself. Oh and try to keep Dad from going out the door naked except for his gun belt and .38 looking for “**ssy” in a snowstorm at 11pm. Yea, that happened. :D My Brother...
  18. TrailBeast

    Dr. McCoy Escorts Two "Playboy" Bunnies?

    Dammt Jim, I’m a doctor not a dil Never mind.:D
  19. TrailBeast

    What’s up YouTube

    Thank you. No garage and out in the elements on gravel here. Hell, I swapped out a rear main seal on a 454/Turbo 400 28 foot motorhome on gravel. Ow. Now that the weather is getting warmer I plan on doing more.
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    What’s up YouTube

    Yea, 11 long excruciating seconds. Just kiddin.:D I like your videos but I am kind of annoyed that I don’t have the vehicle and work area resources you do. Won’t hold it against ya though.:D Thanks for what you do.
  21. TrailBeast

    What Non mopar mechanic work are you doing

    We have my Dart, a 72 Dart, 59 Ranchero, 1991 BMW 325i convertible, 2006 BMW R1200gs adventure type bike, 2000 Nissan Frontier quad cab 4 door and a 2001 Pontiac Grand Prix SE. They all run and drive. I do the work any of them may need, but I absolutely HATE that Pontiac GM piece of garbage.:D...
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    Poor guy

    Couldn’t help myself.:D
  23. TrailBeast

    The Death of Common Sense

    Ignorance is an entirely different thing than stupidity.
  24. TrailBeast

    The Death of Common Sense

    Common sense died quite awhile back. Now we are watching stupidity grow up.
  25. TrailBeast

    caught something strange on the trailcam

    Honda XR. I won't ride anything water cooled out there.:D
  26. TrailBeast

    caught something strange on the trailcam

    A kickback from my 500cc four stroke, and it took almost two years before I could walk right again. (Timing was off after a rebuild) I even had my boots on when it happened and I was back out riding after a week, but starting the bike with my left foot before I would get on it.:D
  27. TrailBeast

    Worst enemy?

    Fortunately we have nothing that looks like that cluster F in our motor pool.:D
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    That’s going to scratch the paint.

    Well. I'll be 64 in a bit here, 6'2" and 200lbs but still like the shall we say, conservatively accessorized ladies with darker hair.:D
  29. TrailBeast

    They Don't Make 'em Like This Any Longer (Baton Twirler/Movie)

    WTH? Is that dude gay or something? But then again, he is working on his car so I can relate.:lol:
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    That’s going to scratch the paint.

    Second from the left? The rest could go home. :D Ever heard of Arizona Hotties? Those are the ones you see from the back that look hot as hell. Then they turn around and look like a 100 year old sun baked raisin in the face.
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