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  1. barbee6043

    How to keep someone in suspense

    Let me call ya back!
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    Happy New Year

    No the damn drunk was. I was in a 1/2 t pickup pulling a gooseneck with a tractor and etc. He and his live end had been out drinking all night and he was racing her back to town about 9 am that morning/
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    Happy New Year

    One of the biggest BANGS I ever heard was the time that drunk hit me headon at about 90 in a big and old Lincoln (him not me!)
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    The Genie

    Bitter man!!!! :poke: :BangHead::BangHead::BangHead::BangHead::BangHead:
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    Walmart wedding

    Wow!! Just wow!
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    Staring contest...PBR style

    :rofl: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead:
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    True Story From The Past

    Back a few decades ago, out in the sticks, a guy would drive up wearing a suit, and get out carrying the really large "book" so big it had a handle. Yep insurance SALESMAN< I just hollared really loud "SIC EM!!!!" They left prettty quick even though my dog was a wimp! Tail waggin was a...
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    Are you a 1%er

    I almost fall in that age being born in 1948. Funny (interesting) part is my parents were in early their early to mid 40s when I was born. Old enough to be my grandparents. Dad had already seen all of WW11 and 1 tour of Korea when he got out if the service in '55 when I was 7. They had both...
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    New Girl in school

    I got it. I must be one smart SOB :poke: :thumbsup::thankyou:
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    I got a nice coffee maker.

    Be careful. With a body like that, her coffee might really really be bad!.... and she could be untrainable!?????? ....and a left wing Democrat!!
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    Old expressions that no longer apply

    "Kiss my Rebel ***". Wait! I still use that.
  12. barbee6043

    "I'm Not Old"

    I'm so old they tried to carbon date me.... and results came back as "too old to date."
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    "I'm Not Old"

    :popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:
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    "I'm Not Old"

    I am so old, I can't even remember when my birthday is..... maybe thats good, I won't age!!??/ :thumbsup: :rofl: :BangHead::BangHead::BangHead::BangHead:
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    Hot day out today

    Texas heat index other day: Houston. temp was 98 and heat index was 118 other side of state, El Paso was temp of 98 and heat index was 92! Damn humidity!!
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    Really, really, REALLY bad idea LOL

    Way back the kids had a baby sitter down the raod when they were like 4-5, they raised rabbit. The kids thought it as fried chicken.
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    Something to ponder

    I remember wayyyy back when I was a kid in SW Ga. the 60s. The guy that owned to local feed store and a fair amount of land, cattle, crops, etc. was a big ole country type, wore bib overalls every day and a straw hat. One day he took the trip up to downtown Atlanta and checked into a fancy...
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    Something to ponder

    The talking econ heads all exclaim as to just how screwed up the Covid shutdown made the country and already weak people. Now all you hear is equity, equality, sustainability and all the other curren "correct"t words. No one is expected to produce, no one is expected to be a leader of...
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    Something to ponder

    I have to wonder if anti social is why when I am trying to buy another old project, the younger crowd and many times the older than younger crowd can not talk on the phone. Is just a result of the damn computer age? Are they gutlss pussies? What?????? All texting, drive nuts. I want to TALK to...
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    Something to ponder

    Just wait till AI takes over!!!!!!
  21. barbee6043

    Question my wife asked

    About six months AFTER the honeymoon, everything becomes really CLEAR!!
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    Question my wife asked

    As a kid, we wre so poor Dad turned off the engine in the 49 Chevy, put in the clutch and coasted down the small SW Ga hills. go figure??
  23. barbee6043

    I'm in TROUBLE

    Life is GOOD.........and then you DIE! :poke: :BangHead::steering:
  24. barbee6043

    Marriage is :

    The young thinking kind of guy asked: "Should I make the purchase or just rent?"
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    I'm in TROUBLE

    Some people have NO sense of humor!!! Daughter and boyfriend came to visit a couple years ago. We fed them well. He asked if she got that tater salad at WalMart, theirs is so good!! :rofl: She just replied, "homemade"...
  26. barbee6043

    The lady golfer

    Looks like those honkers would get in the way of her swing!???? Dunno I ain't a golfer!
  27. barbee6043

    ......And there I was

    And just like that..... the $5,000 hot air balloon I just bought..Is now illegal and could (will) be shoot down!
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    Got a new job as a Walmart greeter

    I could greet, the issue would be when they leave, and I would say, stand there b****, I have to check and make sure you did not steal anything!!
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