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A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota." Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the...

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'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I ha...va good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my *** for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old...

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An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. He starts the stop by asking the biker his name. 'Fred,'... he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer, in a good mood, thinks he might just give the...

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then ...said, 'Is that your final answer?' ... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like...

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You ALWAYS need to get your left wing political agenda in on everything? This is the Jokes Forum. Please go back to your corner.

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http://thestir.cafemom.com/entertainment/151189/keha_confesses_she_drinks_her Gotta love this comment at the end of the article where people can post comments: It's definitely an acquired taste, but who doesn't love a mug of warm piss and a **** kabob? Be sure to have corn the night before...

... Banned Skittles Commercial - YouTube

Fix It Again Tony

Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

Ill install that any day!!!!

A senior citizen drove his brand new Challenger out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren...

To keep from slipping off the road???

Found this one on the web, some band called "Count This Penny"

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Cool Bus for me.

She got a little oatmeal down low but she is still hot.

She can make a lot of camshafts thump.....

Got it after 5 tries.

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God asks Aaron Rodgers: “What do you believe?” Rodgers says, “I believe in hard work and in staying true to family and friends.” God can’t help but see the goodness of Rodgers and offers him a seat to His left. Then God turns to Tim Tebow and says, “What do you believe?” Tebow says, “I...

Mary Anne

Huh Huh, He said "member"