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  1. furyus2

    Bought my boy a butterfly knife

    Lol, stupid me missed that
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    Bought my boy a butterfly knife

    That's not a butterfly knife.
  3. furyus2

    A short............"cuteness overload"

    You're right. It is cute
  4. furyus2

    Man that stinks

    She might be adjusting her butt plug.
  5. furyus2

    Remember Your First Home Phone Number?

    Wow, you guys are OLD! I'M 62. We moved into our first house when I was 7. My number was 301-725-8366. We were one of the few that didn't have a party line.
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    What to Call it?

    Photo shopped El Camino.
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    dumb brits...or is it dumb me?

    I'm not sure what Toe TV is, but I wish the Motor Trend channel would stop airing those shitty British car shows. They always pick some car to restore like the Capri, an MG, or a Datsun, or some other foreign car that they call a "classic ". Not cars that are generally considered classic in our...
  8. furyus2

    Harbor Freight steppin' up.

    I bought their Lynxx pole saw. Supposed to be one of their better products. Lasted 1 day. I think they are going the wrong direction. I go there for affordable tools. If I want to overpay, I can go to Lowes, and buy their Craftsman tools that they have jacked the prices on.
  9. furyus2

    I Lose at Traffic Court

    Also, consider, the lady's turn was right past the intersection. If she had put on her turn signal, it might be thought she was turning at the intersection, instead of just past it. Op thinks she's turning, he pulls out, and you still get Bang!
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    I Lose at Traffic Court

    Seems like people don't remember what they were taught in driver's ed. If you have a stop sign, and the other people don't, You wait. The dumb bastards down here will come to a stop sign on a side road, waiting to pull out onto a divided highway, making a left. I will be coming down the divided...
  11. furyus2

    Pumpkin Spice, you say? Not in my house....

    It's not the pumpkin for me, but anything coconut anything makes me barf!
  12. furyus2

    Why dont Millennials buy motorcycles?

    Well, down here in Florida, they use bikes for target practice. It seems there's not a week that goes by, without someone getting killed on U.S. 19. Plus, a bike costs what a car used to. The bikes I see on the road now are those 2 wheeled Cadillacs with the stereo blasting some crappy oldies...
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    What Would Old Mother Hubbard Have Found to Cook?

    Reminds me of the old variation on the poem; Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard, to get her poor dog a bone. When she bent over, Rover took over, and she found he had a bone of his own!
  14. furyus2

    Shane, come back Shane!

    Seen it many times. Good movie.
  15. furyus2

    Remember Paper Straws?

    Probably has to do with not leaving a food smudge on the glass.
  16. furyus2

    Special kind of...

    Saw that. Brilliant. Just what i would want. A stupid girl with ugly scars.
  17. furyus2

    Truth in advertising

    I earned my social security. It's been taken out of my paychecks for 40 years. Social security was originally a private account to make sure people had financial support in their later years. It's not our fault the government decided to use it as their personal slush fund. I will never get back...
  18. furyus2

    Groaners

    What do wal Mart, and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have boys pants half off.
  19. furyus2

    Albums you secretly like but would never play in front of your buddies.

    No one understands anything I listen to. Here's one for Halloween.
  20. furyus2

    I don't think Calculus understands knock...

    Professor Rochelle gutierrez says algebra, and geometry are racist. It promotes white privilege. I must be ok, since I sucked at math, but the rest of you, well.......
  21. furyus2

    For Mott The Hoople Fans Only.com

    It looks like she's crying. Maybe its a sad song. On another note, yes, I'm a big fan of Mott/ Ian Hunter.
  22. furyus2

    Lard *** melts guitar...

    She was awesome!
  23. furyus2

    Amazing Dog

    Very cool. Thanks.
  24. furyus2

    video of a car running over a dog

    I want to take that dog, and rub his head while I buy lottery tickets.
  25. furyus2

    the toilet

    My concern is, what if some guy who's not trans gender wants to get off using the ladies room, so he can stalk women and little girls. I don't want to worry when my wife uses the rest room. I certainly don't want some woman pretended to be a man in the restroom with me. I think this opens up a...
  26. furyus2

    my dog is NOT for sale!

    Still funny no matter where it's posted
  27. furyus2

    Salma Hayek David Letterman

    She's gorgeous, and adorable!
  28. furyus2

    men and dogs

    I'm not being sensitive, and you can feel free to say what you want, but calling people names because they don't agree with you is childish( uh oh, I just called you a name). And yes, I am special, and my opinion is the most important to me. You are special too, in the way you think. I thought...
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