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Good one! Made me laugh, thanks.

The upscale restaurant where I work has a rating company, who told us this year that they frown on plastic straws, so now we just don't give straws at all, because the paper straws get soggy and other kinds of straws, bamboo or whatever, are too expensive. Very few people so far have asked for a...

I always liked the National Airlines "I'm (Julie, Barb, etc) Fly Me."

In Spanish it is so common they have a word "chanclatazo" or "chanclaso" that means strike with a shoe!

The old wooden Fly-back paddle toy, after the elastic broke. I was about six and angrily wrote the word "HIDE" in pencil underlined twice and hid it in the bottom of my dresser, Mom found it in no time and my Dad thought it was so funny and his teasing me about that kept me from misbehaving from...

I've always gotten much pleasure from food, that is a gift from God I accept...my fridge is stocked with real stuff, not processed. I enjoy fixing myself something good to eat and make extra to have later. Biggest downfall is sweets, and ice cream, once I start it's hard to stop and I'll throw...

The snake's fangs fell out, I told you what would happen, why can't you find a nice girl to bite? The snake's mother said.

The Best of Michael Franks

Could someone (sniff) please (sob) Hollllld MEEE! (Boohooo hoooooo!)

:(....you bought your car because you felt sorry for it.

Junk yard.

An oldie but a favorite, I bet many youngsters have never heard it. Thanks for the chuckle this morning.

Presidential candidates stoop to name calling, we should have higher standards on a site where we are here to help each other. Not just my opinion but common courtesy.

I'd like to vote for someone like Gerald Ford, but where is a candidate like him? Working-class family, an Eagle Scout, worked washing dishes, college football all-star, enlisted in the Navy after Pearl Harbor, 25 years in House Of Representatives...took on the job of President without being...

Happy Birthday Karl, man of many talents.

"Envie." (French for envy.) " The older, proper lady is reading the conservative newspaper Le Figaro, while the younger, uninhibited one is reading LeMonde, the more liberal paper.

I can't figure it out either. However the Bible is very clear that we ALL are born with a sinful nature and we are ALL sinners. All of us fall short, for example by judging others.

Funny! Did not expect that. That poor Chevy guy with the bleach blonde and her dark roots showing, ewwww!

First try 70, 2nd 56 (my actual age) then 33, 22 twice then finally 286 ms "not a real person." Thanks for posting, that was fun.

Good one, Rob. I'm blond and it's true what they say.

Now this "scandal" will be used to shove more regulations down our throats.

I heard now there is a form of phishing, where scammers are recording telephone numbers of people, they are looking for a live person answering, so it's best not to pick up a call from a number you don't recognize.

Josie and the Pussycats. Cheryl Ladd was the voice of Josie before she was a Charlie's Angel...she was hot...remember when she was in that crocheted bikini?

Something I enjoy about being an uncle, I can teach nephew/niece things their parents haven't taught them. Often no one has instilled useful traits in the youngsters.

I agree. Nearing the time when the reset button on this planet will be hit. There is very little civility anymore. Even things members of this site say would be considered profane not long ago.

Boom! just like an old Saturday morning cartoon! They're all ignorant crazies over there, yet some think we can change their ways.

You can count on those lists to be ridiculously lame.

I'm not sure I should admit this but I found it a bit erotic?

He can't stand a bad kisser, can he?

Gotta give him credit for a difficult accomplishment, he's uglier than Rosie O'Donnell...