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I assume you mean the drinking tea bit ...right? :lol:

I know all about that.....my parents had some pedigree Chihuahua's and they loved to finish the final bit of a cup of tea. That's if they weren't humping your leg. :p

One off the wrist. A hand shandy.

Yes, but that's boring. :lol: I had a colleague once who was going in for exploratory surgery the following day. He had to drink a Barium Meal. He told everyone at work about it and said he hated German food. He was the only one who didn't laugh.

or....Just Enough Essential Parts

An Englishman would get this one..... BMW - Borrow More Wedge

FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily, F***ed ON Race Day

Freebird - Beatles, Lynard Skynard

I find that Thread Lock is quite useful. :p

It's just a jump to the left, and a step to the right.....

Sounds like you guys are getting set for some Bedroom Golf......better bone-up on the rules first.... Bedroom Golf Rules 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment. Normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the...

A hammock should work. :p

That might interfere with her stance. :lol: ....depending on how you cupped her.

Ya gotta be a bit envious of that girl....she can tote a golf club and wiggle her ***.....and make a fortune doing it. Sure beats climbing trees and swinging a chainsaw 11 hours a day just to get by..... :lol:

...agreed, because waking up dead is a real downer. :lol:

In the early days before Bo & Luke bought the General Lee, they would try to impress girls with their beer chugging skills.

Whoever drinks the most gets the pick of the girls.

That would be even better if the sign also said..... "Survivors will be prosecuted."

Meanwhile up in Canada, Father Time slowly consumes the very last one of Mike Hall's prized collection of over 400 cars.

Damn.....my wiener was bigger than his.

Tilt !!!

John West only accepts the best, he rejects the rest.

Hey, I reckon cookie dough will cover all those rusty holes in the bodywork....and it's a lot cheaper.

:rofl:

The man from AAA said something about "**** in the carburettor" .....but that doesn't seem to help.

Those damned invisible trees on the right-hand side did all the damage.

Ran when parked. Most of that should buff out easily.

"What's wrong Joe?" "Piston broke." "Sorry to hear that. I don't have any spare cash, but would you like a coffee to help sober up?"