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Mom, what do you mean that Coke is responsible for me being born???

Mom remembering her coke ***** days...

This is what started Johnny's Coke habit...

Johnny thought he was gonna be able to steal some beer from dad...

Dad said it had a six pack under the hood... I don't see any beer???

Juggy twins...

Merry Christmas... https://boobychristmas.com/ You're welcome...

They got the wedding ring out of one of the bubble gum machines...

At least the groom didn't waste any money on renting a tux... World's cheapest dressed groom... Cut-off jean shorts, tighty whiteys, and flip-flops... Probably spent a whole $30 on the whole outfit.... Couldn't even afford a shirt... (not even a t-shirt)... He at least could have...

He's there to make sure they don't steal nuthin'....

I told her not to swallow... :rolleyes:

That sister in the pink dress on the right looks pregnant also...

What about him??? He looks pregnant with that belly hanging out...

They both look pregnant... :rolleyes:

I got fired from the toy store...

And conveniently they got it on video... :rolleyes:

I work at a bakery... I'm a loafer... I want to quit, but I knead the dough... :)

I used to work at a fire hydrant factory... You couldn't park anywhere near the place... :BangHead:

I have a friend who works in a tampon factory... They are looking for more help... If you're interested let me know, he can talk to his boss to see if they can pull a few strings and get you in... :eek:

I quit my job at the helium factory... I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.... :mad:

I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory... I wasn't putting in enough shifts...

Where's the carburetor???

You will be exposed on Maury...

You choose your own christianity...

Exactly.... But if there was a religious forum it would be like this...