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Amen!!

Being it’s a steakhouse it seems they use the whole animal!

Now who put that tree there!

If the name means anything, you might not want to take it with on a camping trip.

Say Joe, All those girl look good sitting on your Dart. But wait til they all get sick from the booze. Hope you’ve got a bucket of soapy water!

Damn gps! Next time I’m using a map!

See! I told you my farts sound like a VW!

Maybe someone started some political bs or something like that and it got moved or deleted.

That’s the best looking hood prop I’ve ever seen! Now what were we supposed to be doing?

Fonz’s grandpa taught him the famous aaay.

My name is Polara. I’m from the planet Dodge.

I wonder if this means I flunked my drivers test!

Boy! I thought diving into your work was just a figure of speech, but you really take it literally!

Oh my god! That vinyl seat is hot!

So uncle Fred what happen that you received your Purple Heart for? Well we were in this battle a this piece of shrapnel as big as an engine ….

Gal in green dress to the one in black dress next to her: Betty did you just fart?!

Guy with hand on his head: “That’s not what I meant when I told you to ditch the stolen car.” Someone in the crowd: “I told you he wasn’t real bright.”

That’s a new disease going around. It’s called ***-doesn’t-fit-a-dis. Hope they find a cure. For the person that has to see it cause it makes you sick.

In Minnesota it would probably go like this. Cop: Sir ya know you were go'n 20 over da speed limit? Guy: Uffda I didn't know I was go'n dat fast. Cop: where ya go'n in such a hurry? Guy: Try'n to get home the wife she's make'n Tater tot hotdish. Cop: Oh dats my favorite! I like the tuna one wit...

Joe I wouldn't goose her if you value your family jewels! She's got a screw drive in her hand!

I knew I should have rented something with more horsepower for the heist. I can run faster!

Who’s brainy idea was it to put a pull start on here instead is a starter! It works on a lawn mower but not something with much compression.

Joe was an office manager before he retire. He still can’t leave it behind. “Betty not that one yet. Tell your mother to put that one in the middle more to distribute the weight more evenly”. Next frame both women flipped him off. Telling him to do it himself, and they went in the house and had...

I forgot how big these tanks are. I should have taken a leak before I came out here!

Dumb *** left it in neutral again on a hill without setting the parking brake! That’s twice this week we had to push him out.

Fred thought everyone was giving him too much s_ _ t in prison. He said “ I’ll show them I’m breaking out! Little did he know he was going to get more than he could handle!

I often wonder when they wear the butt floss swim wear or under wear ,and when they fart does it sound like when you put a blade of grass between your thumbs and blow on it?