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Trailer trash? I invented trailer trash.

That Joe Dirt guy ain't got nothin' on me.

I sure as hell beat the devil out of this Demon.

Hey Sis, thanks for letting me borrow your car.

Black dude: I'ma break the mo-fo's damn fingers....

Thats the funny thing with Freya. We can't trust her not to eat a throw pillow or couch cushion, so she sleeps in our room at night. Can't trust her to sleep in one of the kid's rooms. Too much chewing temptation with their stuff - teenagers..... Anyway, she only gets on our bed in the...

And thinks she owns the couch. We adopted her out of the local SPCA when she was 9 months old.

Bet you can't make the bumper ends touch around the tree.

I feel so misled and conflicted, now.

And this is why they named it a Swinger.

Did you hear?

That's not what I meant when i said let's drift around the curve.

Is that a 64/5 valiant in the background?

Talk about messed up....

The blonde: You think her butt is hot? You should see the stick I'm holding in front.....

I'm driving boys. If can catch me, you can have me....

If she's that good, I'm not going to last that long.......

Speaking of my luck.... this tree is getting more action than me today......

I see too many "rookie driver" bumper stickers that people put on their teen's car. I want to get one made that says "You were once 15 yrs old on a learner's permit, too. Be patient"

And you thought Christine was evil....

Put this lid on and just tell people it's a 340. They won't know.

This here is the flugle tube. It's where put in the lube for the muffler bearing when it runs low.

So I put the cookies in the veggie container. That should help.

I have no idea.......

While the wives are shopping, their husbands flag traffic.... @pittsburghracer have you seen this guy's wife at walmart??