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    Hillbilly fuel cell

    Here is my backwoods fuel cell. I had to rig this up to run my 340 Duster after sitting in tall grass for 18 years rusted out the tank and fuel lines(not that I would put fuel in the tank regardless) Sitting all thoes years I only had to file the points and prime the carb
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    Went hunting...

    Went hunting over the weekend and killed these two plus three smaller ones. I don't remember how many shot's it took, but I know is was alot
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    Jump to conclusions???

    If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO...
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    Tool Definitions

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOL Good one!!!!!:thumbrig: pliers= blood blisters...........too true#-o
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    Educational Classes for Women

    Fall Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Sunday November 15,2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust...
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    Painfully Honest and Epic Mobile Home Commercial

    ROTFL...............LOL I served my time in a mobile home......10 years I lived in one(my first place of my own). I had no problmem being trailer folk. I could have as many cars on the front lawn and nobody would think anything of it. It made me appreciate living in a home with a basement and...
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    Happy Hour in Newfoundland

    A Newfoundlander is driving down a back road in St. Johns. A sign in front of a restaurant reads: HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL Lobster Tail and Beer 'Lord tunderin' jaysus' he says to himself, 'me3 favourite tings!'
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    cussin' in church

    MONEY CAN GET YOU MORE THAN JUST LOVE !!!! A crusty old man walks into the local church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, dammit! I...
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    Doctor funnies

    1.. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab." I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear.Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one.Submitted by Dr. Mark...
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    Canadian Eh?

    ....LOL I hear ya
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    Canadian Eh?

    TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA 1. Vancouver : 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. 4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. 5...
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    A Man's Explanation

    LOL.....good one:toothy10:
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    European Newspapers

    :toothy10:
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    Different ways of looking at things

    A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?' The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.' --------------------------------------------------------- 'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very...
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    white house picture????

    Where's his pimpin' cane????:toothy10:
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    Lost cat?

    ROTFL......Good one:toothy10:
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    Farmer in love

    Guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you...
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    Oxymoron's

    O x y m o r - o n s:toothy10: 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say...
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    If pets kept diaries.

    LOL......Good one:thumblef:
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    There........I fixed it!

    LOL........I love the sprinkler one......I think I might even try that one:toothy10:
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    Have you ever seen a.....

    wax on......wax off........Daniel-son:toothy10:
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    funny website

    Now that's funny right there.....I don't care who you are:toothy10:
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    Engineering Questions of the Day

    Engineering Questions of the Day Q.) How much does a house weigh and How much can a rural two-lane bridge Hold??? SO! WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY HOUSE INSURANCE, CAR INSURANCE, OR, DOES IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE ?
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    I'm gonna go to he!! I know it

    hahahaha....Good one Leanna:sign5: I bet Monica's wishing there were Tide to go pens, back then:toothy10: :sign10::sign10:
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    bad eyesight?

    Oh yeah Redfish, my wife pointed out the penguin to me:toothy10:
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    bad eyesight?

    Chinese eye test: If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you were Chinese. I guess I must be getting it enough, I saw it right away:toothy10:
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    Never assume......

    His request approved, the Fox News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with...
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    Google respons...(NOT very PC)

    :angry7::toothy10::angry7::toothy10::angry7::toothy10:
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