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    Lil Johnny strikes again

    A grade school teacher in West Virginia asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word...
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    Jimmy Jones

    One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. 'Bubba, where'd you git that truck?' 'Tammie give it to me.' Bubba replied. 'She give it to ya? I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new...
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    Marriage

    You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, Or get married and wish you were dead. A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa ? A man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country...
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    Halloween Party

    Don't Flirt at the Halloween Party!! A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the Halloween party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by...
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    Never be afraid!!!!

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