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...what men knows about a women: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. They got tits...

"My doctor said that i have breast like a 25 years old girl" Husband: "Why that doctor said anything about 50 years old ***..." Wife: "we didn't talk about you at all..."

Japanese and Finnish man start fighting, after one hour Finnish guy woke up and ask "what a hell was that?" japanese answer "that was a karate hit from my country", well they start fighting again and after one hour Finnish guy woke up and asks "what a hell was that?" "well, that was a karate...

Two hundred lawyer's were the same plane when it get hijacked... Plane landed safely, and the hijacker start demands: "If you do not pay me a 10 million dollars, i will release one lawyer per one hour..."

"My sister send her photo a lonely heart club. It came back with the return the sender note, and text: This is Lonely Heart club, not a desperate club..." "Your add is been now in eight weeks in our list with out response, shall we put it on two more weeks but without a photo?"...

Married couples decide: Well, John, you must go to the sea cruise with your friends, get out and have a little fun... John came back to the cruise with a smile in his face... Wife get a little curios and asked: Did you drink a lot? John: Not me but the boys did... Did you dance a...

It is not so simple as you might think... http://www.tuug.fi/~pkio/bin/naisen_ajattelu/

a Dodge Dart owner got to the the carcrash, there is a ford driver and a chevy owner too... Well, it is a big crash and they all goes to the place where is very hot... The devil says down there: you must all bring me a fruit... Ok, the ford owner takes a one banana with him and a devil...

Young man takes his girlfriend home after dates. In a frontdoor youngman asks a girl: "how about a *******" "What a hell, are you crazy" asked girl. "Oh, don't worry, it will be over sooner than you think" said the man. "No way, stupid, somebody may see us..." "But just a little bit, i know...

Woman: When we got to my house, we went to the bedroom, he put lights little dimmer, then he tease me taking my clothes off really slow, he didn't jump on me, he just use his arms and mouth just to get me satisfied for several times, and finally when he get in to me he peacefully work at me and...